Houston, we have a problem: It’s called the Artemis II moon mission — and it’s become our whole personality. Ever since NASA’s Reid Wiseman, Victor Glover, and Christina Koch, and the Canadian Space Agency’s Jeremy Hansen put on their Marty orange (sorry, International Orange) suits and blasted off, they’ve delivered the exact opposite of that very expensive, all-female Blue Origin field trip. Sure, part of our obsession may be because while we were down here dealing with *gestures broadly at everything*, the Fab Four traveled farther from Earth than any humans ever have. But also, there’s been no shortage of meaningful moments: The dramatic splashdown in the Pacific Ocean (we were all of these memes); Glover’s sweet message to his wife (partners everywhere, good luck topping that); Koch sending what’s essentially the most profound voice note in history; all of the badass women in the room (we’ll never get over this); the team capturing images that made us feel small in the best way (RIP, old phone backgrounds); and, lest you forget, the Carroll of it all (as one TikToker said, “apparently, the mission objective is to emotionally wreck us”).

Of course, that’s all good and great. But we’d be remiss not to mention the unserious content — which has been, to put it mildly, amaze, amaze, amaze. We learned about the crew’s skincare essentials (Jessica Alba, we would’ve had even less chill) and the onboard menu. That included five hot sauces (apologies to Tapatío), three ominously named “breakfast drinks,” and the Nutella jar seen round the world (something tells us the marketing team is…over the moon). And when they weren’t re-creating the opening credits of “bad” ’80s sitcoms (John Stamos’s comment, have mercy) and taking pics with a plushie that gives Labubu a run for its money (the backstory makes it even better)? Our interstellar vloggers were documenting their meal prep (we’re still processing the shrimp cocktail situation) and workout regimens (Christina, we’re waiting for your arm routine). Even Glover shared the microgravity version of an everything shower (in the Daily Mail’s words, “it’s one giant treat for womankind”). But not everything was out of this world: The foursome encountered Microsoft Outlook problems (who knew we had so much in common), crappy toilet issues (thankfully, the “space plumber” came to the rescue), and a questionable wake-up playlist, featuring a song that cut out at the worst time. Still, we have a feeling they already Arte-miss it.